22 People Having the Worst Day of Their Lives

Nathan Johnson Published 04/20/2018 in Funny

More examples of life being unpredictable and throwing some crazy things your way.

1.
At least, the phone is great.
2.
“My last roll.”
3.
“Oh, Postal worker, you are so funny.”
4.
“After chopping potatoes, garlic, and parsley, this knife was broken by the butter.”
5.
“My frozen pizza had the cardboard in between the toppings and the crust.”
6.
When Disney characters don’t like you
7.
“Accidentally left a can of soda in the freezer overnight.”
8.
Almost nailed it.
9.
For the luckiest one
10.
That’s why you shouldn’t eat toffee.
11.
“I tried to get the ball.”
12.
Someone tried to eat an artificial apple.
13.
“While trying to add a light switch, I just watched my father-in-law drill out the top of my wall. On the second try, he drilled through my hot water pipe.”
14.
“I realize I have the only broken screen on the plane. This is why I don’t play the lottery.”
15.
“One long flight with kids I don’t know. That’s my seat in the middle.”
16.
“The passenger belt snapped out of my hand and lodged itself under the parking brake. Neither brake nor belt would budge. Had to call a tow truck.”
17.
“When you ignore the caution tape and lose your shoes.”
18.
How an ordinary day turns into an adventure
19.
Hopes died along with this pie
20.
“Just bought this. Finished setting it up and peeled the safety stickers off. These are supposed to come off.”
21.
“I ordered bruschetta from my local pizza store.”
22.
“I’m never gonna have drinks with ice again.”

1.
At least, the phone is great.
2.
“My last roll.”
3.
“Oh, Postal worker, you are so funny.”
4.
“After chopping potatoes, garlic, and parsley, this knife was broken by the butter.”
5.
“My frozen pizza had the cardboard in between the toppings and the crust.”
6.
When Disney characters don’t like you
7.
“Accidentally left a can of soda in the freezer overnight.”
8.
Almost nailed it.
9.
For the luckiest one
10.
That’s why you shouldn’t eat toffee.
11.
“I tried to get the ball.”
12.
Someone tried to eat an artificial apple.
13.
“While trying to add a light switch, I just watched my father-in-law drill out the top of my wall. On the second try, he drilled through my hot water pipe.”
14.
“I realize I have the only broken screen on the plane. This is why I don’t play the lottery.”
15.
“One long flight with kids I don’t know. That’s my seat in the middle.”
16.
“The passenger belt snapped out of my hand and lodged itself under the parking brake. Neither brake nor belt would budge. Had to call a tow truck.”
17.
“When you ignore the caution tape and lose your shoes.”
18.
How an ordinary day turns into an adventure
19.
Hopes died along with this pie
20.
“Just bought this. Finished setting it up and peeled the safety stickers off. These are supposed to come off.”
21.
“I ordered bruschetta from my local pizza store.”
22.
“I’m never gonna have drinks with ice again.”